AFC East vs. AFC North
Our first AFC semi-final would be a main event anywhere in the country & would have been more than worthy as a league championship game. I think this might be the toughest one to pick so far.
#1 New England Patriots: Maria Menounos
#3 Baltimore Ravens: Stacy Keibler
Dustin James: Maria Menounos - Wow. This probably should have been the championship round in all honesty, but that's how it works sometimes. I'm taking Menounos because everyone knows brunettes > blondes.
Jeremy Lambert: Oh boy, this is the toughest vote to date. Both ladies are hot and have an unquestioned allegiance. I'm going with Maria for two reasons though: 1. she doesn't have any kids. 2. she's into anal.
Steve Cook: Menounos continues to move on without a single vote against her, and in my opinion she's had three of the toughest opponents in the bracket. Kate Upton is the current It Girl, Stacy Keibler is an all-timer that still has it, and Lauren Tannehill is the hottest NFL wife. We're going to keep doing the tournament, but right now I can't see any possible way that she loses this thing.
Maria Menounos advances 2-0
AFC South vs. AFC West
Our second semi-final pits the House of Mouse against the Olympics. Something's gotta give...
#2 Houston Texans: Hilary Duff
#1 Denver Broncos: Lindsey Vonn
Dustin James: Lindsey Vonn - The Tiger Woods factor eliminates Lizzie McGuire from the tournament in my opinion. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
Jeremy Lambert: It's the conference semi-finals, which means it's time for a Peyton Manning led team to choke. Hilary Duff takes it.
Steve Cook: I've spent the last few days at work ogling Hilary Duff's Cosmopolitan cover. She's picked a damn good time to become relevant again, as at the beginning of this thing I was wondering why Lindsey Duke didn't beat her. Now I'm picking her over Lindsey Vonn. Amazing how things can change in a short period of time. I respect Dustin's Tiger Woods love, but the guy can't make a cut anymore. He was the greatest golfer of all time when he was in his prime, but what's he done since hooking up with Vonn? Damn sure hasn't won any majors.
Hilary Duff advances 2-1
Here's a look at the AFC bracket heading into the AFC Championship Game!
NFC East vs. NFC North
The world's current #5 tennis player was a #4 seed in name only, making her way out of the NFC East to take on the #1 seed out of the NFC North & one of my pre-tournament favorites to win the whole thing.
#4 Washington: Caroline Wozniacki
#1 Green Bay Packers: Olivia Munn
Dustin James: Olivia Munn - Ladies and gentlemen. Your winner of this whole damn thing. She's top 10 folks. I don't know who's beating her, but it's no one left in this thing.
Jeremy Lambert: I've picked against Olivia Munn in every round, but that changes now. They are both dating players, which makes me question their allegiance, but at least Munn is dating the MVP. Ryan Kerrigan is a nice player, but he's not Aaron Freakin Rodgers. Also, Munn is hotter.
Steve Cook: I gotta admit that when I was finding pictures for this thing, I was thinking Wozniacki just might have a chance if it came down to my vote. She's definitely climbed up my list during this competition, but Munn is Munn.
Olivia Munn advances 2-0
NFC South vs. NFC West
The Panthers have once again won the NFC North, and they meet up with another one of my pre-tournament favorites in this round.
#1 Carolina Panthers: Brooklyn Decker
#3 San Francisco 49ers: Alison Brie
Dustin James: Alison Brie - This one was a coin flip, but ultimately I had to go with personal preference. The interesting thing is, I'd never even heard of Alison Brie before this thing started. Now? She's creeping up the list. Hell, she just beat out Brooklyn Decker for crying out loud. That's impressive.
Jeremy Lambert: Brooklyn's Boobs
Steve Cook: This might be an even tougher choice than Menounos vs. Keibler. Two women at the top of their game & not lacking for qualities that men love. Since both women are incredibly attractive I think the tie-breaker has to come down to acting. Brie starred in two television shows that have been declared among the best on the small screen. Decker is more of a movie actress, but it's stuff like Adam Sandler movies & Battleship. Gotta give the edge to Alison here.
Alison Brie advances 2-1
Here's the NFC bracket heading into the NFC Championship Game!
We've reached the Final Four! Will Maria Menounos continue her march towards perfection? Will Hilary Duff shock the world & complete her rise back into relevancy? Will Olivia Munn complete the MVP/Ultimate Football Hottie double with Aaron Rodgers? Will anything be able to stop Annie's Boobs? Stay tuned to the Ultimate Football Blog for the tantalizing answers to these questions!
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