The Ultimate Football Hottie Tournament Finals!

Hi, hello & welcome to the Finals of the Ultimate Football Hottie Tournament! I'm Steve Cook, and we've finally made it to one shining moment for one of these lovely ladies. This is the biggest event in the history of the Ultimate Football Blog, so let's get right to it...

AFC Champion: Maria Menounos:

NFC Champion: Alison Brie:

Jeremy Lambert: So it all comes down to this. The woman who hasn't lost a single vote against the woman who shouldn't be in the finals. I like Alison Brie and her boobs, but I'm an ass man and it's extremely tough to find an ass that matches up with Maria's. Also, I reward loyalty to your team and if you google "Alison Brie San Francisco 49ers" you get no pictures of her representing her team. If you google "Maria Menounos New England Patriots" there are plenty of pictures of her in a Patriots jersey and also pictures of her in a New York Giants bikini because she's an honorable person who doesn't welch on bets. The Patriots are a dynasty and so is Maria.

Dustin James: Maria Menounos - Maria wins because I'm still upset that Olivia Munn got screwed by the other judges. You guys can kick rocks.

And your undefeated Ultimate Football Hottie...MARIA MENOUNOS! I figured this is how it would go about two rounds in. Dustin & Jeremy are two old married men that have similar taste in women. Perhaps a more varied panel would have yielded a different result. Perhaps it wouldn't have. In any event, congratulations to Maria, and continue enjoying your NFL off-season!