The NFL season starts Thursday, which means you’re going to read a bunch of previews in order to gain insight on all 32 teams. Let me save you some time. Over the next couple of days, I’m going to go division-by-division and tell you why each team will win the Super Bowl and why they won’t. We end with the AFC West.
Denver Broncos
Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: Peyton Manning gets to retire on top, their defense wins them a lot of games, their offensive line holds up, John Fox was the problem all along, John Elway is Eric Cartman’s father.
Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: Peyton Manning is no longer a good quarterback, the offensive line forces Peyton Manning into early retirement, Gary Kubiak isn’t an upgrade over John Fox.
Kansas City Chiefs
Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: Travis Kelce is Rob Gronkowski, their receivers catch a touchdown, Jamal Charles is unstoppable, their defense turns out to be the best in the league.
Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: Alex Smith can’t throw the ball more than 15 yards, their defense gets banged up, their offensive line sucks, Andy Reid always chokes.
San Diego Chargers
Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: Melvin Gordon gives the team a stable running game, Philip Rivers throws more touchdowns than times he’s caught cursing, it wasn’t PEDs that made Antonio Gates great last season, their secondary leads the league in interceptions.
Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: Melvin Gordon sucks, their defensive line and linebackers aren’t good, Manti Te’o still has girlfriend problems, Philip Rivers has is money and doesn’t care anymore.
Oakland Raiders
Why They’ll Win The Super Bowl: Derek Carr is the truth, Amari Cooper is legit, Khalil Mack can play every defensive position.
Why They Won’t Win The Super Bowl: They’re the Radiers.
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