Tuesday, March 15, 2016

NFL Off-Season Guide #5

Free agency has officially kicked off which means it's time for the NFL OFF-SEASON GUIDE TO GET STUPIDLY RIDICULOUS!

It's the time of year where it's hard to keep track of what NFL is doing what. With this NFL team cutting this guy and this NFL signing this guy...it can all be extremely overwhelming to the average NFL fan.

That's why this guide was invented.

You're welcome.



NFL Off-Season Guide #5





Arizona Cardinals

-Re-signed QB Drew Stanton to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D-)

-Signed free agent S Tyvon Branch (Player grade for 2015: C+)

-Re-signed DT Josh Mauro to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed TE Ifeayni Momah to a contract extension (Didn't play in 2015)




Atlanta Falcons

-Signed DB Ricardo Allen to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed free agent C Alex Mack (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Terminated the contract of DT Paul Soliai (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Re-signed DE Adrian Clayborn to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent DE Derrick Shelby (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Signed free agent WR Mohamed Sanu (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent LB Sean Weatherspoon (Player grade for 2015: F)




Baltimore Ravens

-Signed CB Shareece Wright to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent TE Benjamin Watson (Player grade for 2015: C)




Buffalo Bills

-Re-signed OG Richie Incognito to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: A-)




Carolina Panthers

-Re-signed DE Charles Johnson to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C+)

-Signed free agent C Gino Gradkowski (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Re-signed QB Joe Webb to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)




Chicago Bears

-Signed free agent LB Danny Trevathan (Player grade for 2015: B)

-Signed free agent OT Bobby Massie (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed CB Tracy Porter to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed RB Jacquizz Rodgers to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Re-signed OT Nick Becton to a contract extension (Didn't play in 2015)

-Re-signed CB Sherrick McManis to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent LB Jerrell Freeman (Player grade for 2015: A-)




Cincinnati Bengals

-Re-signed OL T.J. Johnson to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed Vincent Rey to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed S George Iloka to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Re-signed OL Eric Winston to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed CB Adam Jones to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B-)




Cleveland Browns

-Signed LB Tank Carder to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed DL Jamie Meder to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed RB Raheem Mostert to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Waived QB Johnny Manziel (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent OT Alvin Bailey (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent LB Justin Tuggle (Player grade for 2015: F)




Dallas Cowboys

-Re-signed LB Rolando McClain to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Re-signed CB Josh Thomas to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Re-signed CB Morris Claiborne to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed LB Kyle Wilber to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed OT Charles Brown to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D-)

-Signed free agent DT Cedric Thornton (Player grade for 2015: C)




Denver Broncos

-QB Peyton Manning announced his retirement (Player grade for 2015: D-)

-Terminated the contract of TE Owen Daniels (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Terminated the contract of OG Louis Vasquez (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent OT Donald Stephenson (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Acquired QB Mark Sanchez in a trade with the Philadelphia Eagles (Player grade for 2015: D+)




Detroit Lions

-WR Calvin Johnson announced his retirement (Player grade for 2015: B+)

-Re-signed DT Haloti Ngata to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent S Tavon Wilson (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent WR Marvin Jones (Player grade for 2015: C+)

-Signed free agent DT Stefan Charles (Player grade for 2015: D)

-Signed free agent CB Johnson Bademosi (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed CB Crezdon Butler to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Re-signed LB Tahir Whitehead to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C+)

-Re-signed QB Dan Orlovsky to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D-)




Green Bay Packers

-Re-signed OG Lane Taylor to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Re-signed LB Nick Perry to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Re-signed OL Vince Kowalski to a contract extension (Didn't play in 2015)




Houston Texans

-Signed OL Jeff Adams to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Signed CB Charles James to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent QB Brock Osweiler (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed free agent RB Lamar Miller (Player grade for 2015: B)

-Signed free agent OL Jeff Allen (Player grade for 2015: B)




Indianapolis Colts

-Terminated contract of QB Josh Freeman (Player grade for 2015: D-)

-Signed TE Dwayne Allen to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-QB Matt Hasselbeck announced his retirement (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Terminated contract of WR Andre Johnson (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed free agent QB Scott Tolzien (Player grade for 2015: D-)




Jacksonville Jaguars

-Signed DE Ryan Davis to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Re-signed LB Abry Davis to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D)

-Re-signed TE Nic Jacobs to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed TE Marcedes Lewis to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Signed free agent DL Malik Jackson (Player grade for 2015: B+)

-Signed free agent RB Chris Ivory (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Signed free agent S Tashaun Gipson (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent OG Mackenzy Bernadeau (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent CB Prince Amukamara (Player grade for 2015: C+)




Kansas City Chiefs

-Signed free agent LB Jonathan Massaquoi (Didn't play in 2015)

-Signed free agent OT Mitchell Schwartz (Player grade for 2015: B)

-Re-signed DL Jaye Howard to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Re-signed LB Frank Zombo to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed LB Derrick Johnson to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B+)

-Re-signed LB Tamba Hali to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B+)




Los Angeles Rams

-Re-signed C Tim Barnes to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed S Cody Davis to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D-)

-Re-signed WR Brian Quick to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)




Miami Dolphins

-Acquired CB Byron Maxwell in a trade from the Philadelphia Eagles (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Acquired LB Kiko Alonso in a trade from the Philadelphia Eagles (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent DE Mario Williams (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Terminated contract of CB Brent Grimes (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent OT Sam Young (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent RB C.J. Anderson (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed free agent OT Jermon Bushrod (Player grade for 2015: D)




Minnesota Vikings

-Signed S Andrew Sendejo to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed WR Adam Thielen to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D-)

-Signed OT Carter Bykowski to a contract extension (Didn't play in 2015)

-Signed DT Kendrick Ellis to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D)

-Signed OL Mike Harris to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent OG Alex Boone (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Signed free agent LB Emmanuel Lamur (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent LB Travis Lewis (Player grade for 2015: D-)




New England Patriots

-Signed free agent LB Ramon Humber (Playing grade for 2015: F)

-Terminated the contract of LB Dane Fletcher (Didn't play in 2015)

-Re-signed QB Tom Brady to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B+)

-Signed free agent DL Frank Kearse (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent WR Chris Hogan (Player grade for 2015: F)




New Orleans Saints

-Signed free agent TE Coby Fleener (Player grade for 2015: C)




New York Giants

-Signed DE Jason Pierre-Paul to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Signed free agent DE Olivier Vernon (Player grade for 2015: A-)

-Signed free agent CB Janoris Jenkins (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Signed free agent DT Damon Harrison (Player grade for 2015: A-)




New York Jets

-Terminated the contract of TE Jeff Cumberland (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Terminated the contract of WR Jeremy Kerley (Player grade for 2015: D)

-Signed free agent RB Matt Forte (Player grade for 2015: B-)




Oakland Raiders

-Signed free agent LB Bruce Irvin (Player grade for 2015: C+)

-Signed free agent CB Sean Smith (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Signed free agent OL Kelechi Osemele (Player grade for 2015: C+)

-Terminated contract of LB Curtis Lofton (Player grade for 2015: F)




Philadelphia Eagles

-Traded CB Byron Maxwell to the Miami Dolphins (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Traded LB Kiko Alonso to the Miami Dolphins (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Traded RB DeMarco Murray to the Tennessee Titans (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent OG Brandon Brooks (Player grade for 2015: D)

-Signed free agent S Rodney McLeod (Player grade for 2015: B)

-Signed free agent QB Chase Daniel (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent CB Ron Brooks (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent LB Nigel Bradham (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Traded QB Mark Sanchez to the Denver Broncos (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Terminated contract of DE Brandon Bair (Player grade for 2015: C-)




Pittsburgh Steelers

-Signed S Robert Golden to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed WR Darrius Heyward-Bey to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed OG Ramon Foster to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Signed free agent TE Ladarius Green (Player grade for 2015: C)




San Diego Chargers

-Signed TE Antonio Gates to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B-)

-Signed free agent DT Brandon Mebane (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed free agent Dwight Lowery (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Signed free agent WR Travis Benjamin (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Re-signed QB Kellen Clemens to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D-)




San Francisco 49ers

-Re-signed DT Ian Williams to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B)




Seattle Seahawks

-Signed DT Ahtyba Rubin to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D+)

-Waived DT Jessse Williams (Didn't play in 2015)

-Re-signed CB Jeremy Lane to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C-)

-Re-signed WR Jermaine Kearse to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)




Tampa Bay Buccaneers

-OG Logan Mankins announced his retirement (Player grade for 2015: B)

-Signed RB Doug Martin to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: B+)

-Signed free agent OG J.R. Sweezy (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent CB Brent Grimes (Player grade for 2015: C)

-Signed free agent DE Robert Ayers (Player grade for 2015: B+)




Tennessee Titans

-Signed free agent QB Matt Cassel (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Acquired RB DeMarco Murray in a trade with the Philadelphia Eagles (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Signed free agent C Ben Jones (Player grade for 2015: D+)




Washington Redskins

-Terminated the contract of QB Robert Griffin III  (Didn't play in 2015)

-Terminated the contract of S Dashon Goldson (Player grade for 2015: D-)


-Terminated the contract of DE Jason Hatcher (Player grade for 2015: C)


-Terminated the contract of S Jeron Johnson (Player grade for 2015: F)


-Signed QB Colt McCoy to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)


-Signed S Duke Ihenacho to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: C)


-Signed LB Mason Foster to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: D-)


-Signed DL Kedric Golston to a contract extension (Player grade for 2015: F)


-Signed free agent DL Kendall Reyes (Player grade for 2015: F)

-Re-signed TE Logan Paulsen to a contract extension (Didn't play in 2015)

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