2016 NBA DRAFT LOTTERY RESULTS!

The NBA Draft Lottery has arrived!

It's one of the stupidest greatest days of the NBA season. All the shitty teams from the previous NBA season get together under one roof and talk about how much they sucked ass last season. That and there are also some ping pong balls that "supposedly" land a certain way and give all these crappy teams some sense of false hope coming in the form of being relevant again.

Every year there are fourteen teams that get a chance at landing what is known as "NBA GOLD". The #1 pick in the upcoming draft where you can hopefully land a potential NBA superstar who will bring tons of titles to your town. The whole thing is just one giant gamble. Just because your team lands the #1 pick, that doesn't exactly mean you've struck gold (Greg Oden, Anthony Bennett, Andrea Bargnani, and more to name a few). You can also get a really good player with the second (Kevin Durant), fourth (Chris Paul), sixth (Damian Lillard), and thirteenth pick (Kobe Bryant), but everyone is obsessed with that #1 PICK BABY! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! 

Anyway, which team is holding "NBA GOLD" this year and who are the top prospects that we should get to know before the NBA Draft arrives in a few weeks? Glad you asked.....

NBA Draft Lottery Results:

1. Philadelphia 76ers

2. Los Angeles Lakers

3. Boston Celtics

4. Phoenix Suns

5. Minnesota Timberwolves

6. New Orleans Pelicans

7. Denver Nuggets

8. Sacramento Kings

9. Toronto Raptors

10. Milwaukee Bucks

11. Orlando Magic

12. Utah Jazz

13. Phoenix Suns

14. Chicago Bulls 

Top Potential NBA Draft Picks

1. Ben Simmons (F), LSU

2. Brandon Ingram (F), Duke

3. Kris Dunn (G), Providence

4. Jamal Murray (G), Kentucky

5. Buddy Hield (G), Oklahoma

6. Dragan Bender (F/C), Croatia

7. Henry Ellenson (F/C), Marquette

8. Jakob Poeltl (C), Utah

9. Marquese Chriss (F), Washington

10. Jaylen Brown (F), Cal

11. Malachi Richardson (G), Syracuse

12. Skal Labissiere (C/F), Kentucky

13. Furkan Korkmaz (G), Turkey

14. Domantas Sabonis (F), Gonzaga

15. Denzel Valentine (G/F), Michigan State

And there we have it. Congratulations (???) to the Philadelphia 76ers who I'm sure are on there way to drafting a guy who is going to turn the franchise around with multiple MVP awards and NBA championships.