NFL Round-Up: Week Nine

Introductions?

So.......

Sit back........

Grab a beer............

Put the kids outside...........

Tell the wife to leave you alone.........

IT'S TIME............................................

NFL Round-Up

Week 9

College Football Round-Up: Week Ten

Week ten of the college football season is in the books and IT WAS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! Every year, we have one week in the college football season that is just bonkers. You know what this weekend was?

Bonkers! That's what! It was so bonkers, that even the bonkerist guy in the world was complaining about the bonkeries. But we're getting ahead of ourselves, aren't we?

You know it's going to be a long one when I'm already getting crazy in the introduction.

So............

ARE YOU READY?????..................

I SAID............

ARE YOU READY??????????............

WELL...................

LETTTTTTTTT'S GET READY TO FUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLEEEEEEEEEEEE...........

NFL Mid-Season Awards

If there's one thing we can all agree on as a society, it's that EVERYONE loves awards. EVERYONE! With the NFL season officially half-way over, it's time to hand out some hardware to the best players of the mid-season! Why? Because someone has to. Below you will find the best and worst players/teams of the NFL's half-season thus far. With 8 more weeks left in the season, there is still plenty of time for these guys to raise their case for the award or for them to fall off the face of the Earth completely. That's the joy of the NFL. Everything can change in just one weekend.

NFL Mid-Season Awards

NFL Defensive Rookie of the Mid-season:

Marcus Peters (CB), Kansas City Chiefs

Runner-Ups:

Ronald Darby (CB), Buffalo Bills

Hau'oli Kikaha (OLB), New Orleans Saints

Kwon Alexander (LB), Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Slammin' Stevie Cook's Week 9 NFL Picks!

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Hot Takes: NFL Week Eight

Week eight is in the books, which means it's HOT TAKE time!

1. Broncos shutdown Packers

Aaron Rodgers threw for 77 yards. It sounds like a boxscore misprint at first, but it isn’t. That’s how good the Broncos defense is right now. And it looks like the offense has finally caught up. Peyton Manning didn’t have a touchdown and he threw another interception, but he looked comfortable in the pocket and picked apart the Green Bay defense. On top of that, the Broncos run game finally got going, rushing for 160 yards and three touchdowns. 

If these are the real Denver Broncos then the New England Patriots have a big challenge on their hands on November 29. Right now, it seems like the only team that is “legitimately undefeated” is the Patriots, so there’s no point in thinking that the Cincinnati Bengals can run the table. However, if the Broncos take care of business in the next three weeks (and it’s a favorable schedule) then the November 29 game against the Patriots could determine who gets home field in the AFC. 

And with the news that the Broncos acquired Vernon Davis, Manning now has a reliable tight end to throw the ball to if his receivers can’t get open. Remember how good Julius Thomas (and really every tight end to ever play with Manning) was last year, how he turned that into a big pay day, and how you never hear from him in Jacksonville? And yes, I realize he was hurt to start the year but he’s played in three games, they lost two of them, and he wasn’t a factor in the game they won. Point is, Peyton Manning makes tight ends look good. And he’s about to make Vernon Davis look really good. 

As for the Packers, they’re still the favorite in NFC, but that was a very discouraging effort. Very few defenses are going to be able to do to them what the Broncos did, but this performance is coming off the heels of a game where they gave up 500 yards passing. Before the weekend it was cool to make fun of the Panthers for being a fraud undefeated team, but the Packers hadn’t exactly beaten a murders row of teams either.

NFL Round-Up: Week Eight

Man, what a busy weekend I had. It was my daughter's second birthday and as every parent knows, those can be exhausting. I'm ready to put my head down on the couch, kick my slippers off, and relax. You know it's been a hectic weekend when you're begging to get back to work.

Wait.

What the hell did I just say?

Bear with me this week guys. I think we're in for something glorious.

So.......

Sit back........

Grab a beer............

Put the kids outside...........

Tell the wife to leave you alone.........

IT'S TIME............................................

NFL Round-Up

Week 8

College Football Round-Up: Week Nine

Week nine of the college football season is in the books. I'm on short time this week due to my daughter's birthday (she was born on Halloween, so that holiday is officially a nightmare for us now), so you will be seeing a lot more funny memes/gifs this week in the scoreboard to help speed things up.

So............

ARE YOU READY?????..................

I SAID............

ARE YOU READY??????????............

WELL...................

LETTTTTTTTT'S GET READY TO FUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLEEEEEEEEEEEE...........