The 1st Annual Toilet Bowlers

This weekend is Pro Bowl week in the NFL. Well, we here at the Ultimate Football Blog are sick and tired of only the "good" football players getting all the recognition at the end of the season. What about the guys who completely sucked this year? Where is the love for them? Where is their award show?

It's right here people. The Ultimate Football Blog is proud to announce the very first "TOILET BOWLERS" awards! While these guys were probably about as far away from making the Pro Bowl as possible, they still have a place in my heart for the utter garbage they showcased on the football field this year. We don't discriminate here at TUFB. We believe the shitty guys should get just as much as attention (if not more) than the good football players. They are likely the reason their respective teams suck (you will see that there are NO members of either team playing in the Super Bowl on this list), and they should either be cut or given a fair warning this off-season.

Anyways, to give you guys an idea of just how bad some of these guys were this season, I'm using ProFootballFocus.com's grades (by far THE best website for getting specific grades on each football player's individual performances on the field) to make things easier. If you aren't familiar with how PFF's grades work, it's actually really simple. It's basically just a simple +/- system. If a player is really good, they will have a high + number (for example, J.J. Watt finished the season with a PFF grade of +107.5 which is completely freaking ridiculous), and if a player is really bad, they will have a - grade (most of the guys on this list will have a negative grade of course.....). Got it? Understand it all or did I lose you somewhere? Oh well, there's pictures coming up and I'm sure I'll get your attention back then.

So without any further adieu......

Ladies and gents...........

Here is..............

(PS: I didn't do any kickers or punters because no one cares about kickers or punters....)

OK, sorry about that.............

For reals now.............

The 2014-15 NFL Toilet Bowlers

The Offense:

Quarterback:

Starter:

Jay Cutler (Chicago Bears)

Passing Yards: 3,812

TD's: 28

Interceptions: 18

ProFootballFocus Grade: -17.0

Backup Quarterback:

Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers)

Passing Yards: 3,369

TD's: 19

Interceptions: 10

ProFootballFocus Grade: -10.2

Running Back:

Starter:

LeSean McCoy (Philadelphia Eagles)

Rushing Yards: 1,323

TD's: 5

Yards Per Rushing Attempt: 4.2

ProFootballFocus Grade: -9.3

Backup Running Back:

Matt Asiata (Minnesota Vikings)

Rushing Yards: 570

TD's: 9

Yards Per Rushing Attempt: 3.5

ProFootballFocus Grade: -10.0

Wide Receiver:

Starter:

Riley Cooper (Philadelphia Eagles)

Receiving Yards: 573

TD's: 3

Receptions: 55

Percentage Of Balls Caught That Are Thrown His Way: 60.4%

ProFootballFocus Grade: -12.7

Starter #2:

Roddy White (Atlanta Falcons)

Receiving Yards: 921

TD's: 7

Receptions: 80

Percentage Of Balls Caught That Are Thrown His Way: 65.6%

ProFootballFocus Grade: -10.4

Starter #3:

Reggie Wayne (Indianapolis Colts)

Receiving Yards: 779

TD's: 2

Receptions: 64

Percentage Of Balls Caught That Are Thrown His Way: 58.2%

ProFootballFocus Grade: -10.3

Backup Wide Receiver #1

Allen Hurns (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Receiving Yards: 677

TD's: 6

Receptions: 51

Percentage Of Balls Caught That Are Thrown His Way: 56.0%

ProFootballFocus Grade: -9.8

Backup Wide Receiver #2:

Brian Hartline (Miami Dolphins)

Receiving Yards: 477

TD's: 2

Receptions: 39

Percentage Of Balls Caught That Are Thrown His Way: 62.9%

ProFootballFocus Grade: -9.5

Tight End:

Starter #1:

Jeff Cumberland (New York Jets)

Receiving Yards: 247

TD's: 3

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -14.8

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -4.7

ProFootballFocus Grade: -26.3

Starter #2

Mychal Rivera (Oakland Raiders)

Receiving Yards: 528

TD's: 4

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -17.3

ProFootballlFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -0.3

ProFootballFocus Grade: -25.1

Backup Tight End:

John Carlson (Arizona Cardinals)

Receiving Yards: 350

TD's: 1

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -13.6

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -3.3

ProFootballFocus Grade: -25.0

Offensive Line:

Starting Center:

Scott Wells (St. Louis Rams)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -9.0

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -18.7

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 23

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 1

ProFootball Focus Grade: -29.7

Backup Center:

Lyle Sendlein (Arizona Cardinals)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -14.0

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -15.2

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 17

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 1

ProFootball Focus Grade: -29.1

Starting Left Guard:

Mike McGlynn (Kansas City Chiefs)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -17.7

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -12.2

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 18

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 6

ProFootball Focus Grade: -32.6

Starting Right Guard:

Erik Pears (Buffalo Bills)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -11.5

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -15.1

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 23

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 4

ProFootball Focus Grade: -25.0

Backup Guard:

Davin Joseph (St. Louis Rams)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -9.9

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -13.7

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 19

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 5

ProFootball Focus Grade: -24.6

Starting Right Tackle:

Seantrel Henderson (Buffalo Bills)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -19.4

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -11.8

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 28

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 6

ProFootball Focus Grade: -29.9

Starting Left Tackle:

Jake Matthews (Atlanta Falcons)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -19.5

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -19.1

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 35

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 7

ProFootball Focus Grade: -36.8

Backup Offensive Tackle:

Byron Bell (Carolina Panthers)

ProFootballFocus Run Blocking Grade: -10.4

ProFootballFocus Pass Blocking Grade: -23.1

# of QB Hurries Allowed: 38

# of QB Sacks Allowed: 9

ProFootball Focus Grade: -33.4

The Defense:

(Editor's Note: This is a 4-3 defense)

Defensive Line:

Starting Defensive End:

Robert Geathers (Cincinnati Bengals)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -25.2

PFF Run Defense Grade: -2.7

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: -0.5

PFF Grade: -27.4

Starting Defensive End:

Chris Clemons (Jacksonville Jaguars)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -7.8

PFF Run Defense Grade: -8.1

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: 0.5

PFF Grade: -18.4

Backup Defensive End:

Mathias Kiwanukah (New York Giants)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -8.4

PFF Run Defense Grade: -9.4

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: -0.5

PFF Grade: -18.3

Starting Defensive Tackle:

Nick Hayden (Dallas Cowboys)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -10.3

PFF Run Defense Grade: -15.3

PFF Grade: -23.8

Starting Defensive Tackle:

Domata Peko (Cincinnati Bengals)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -12.2

PFF Run Defense Grade: -11.5

PFF Grade: -23.3

Backup Defensive Tackle:

Akeem Spence (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -2.0

PFF Run Defense Grade: -14.9

PFF Grade: -18.2

Linebackers:

Starting Outside Linebacker:

Emmanuel Lamur (Cincinnati Bengals)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -3.5

PFF Run Defense Grade: -6.7

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: -3.6

PFF Grade: -12.5

Starting Outside Linebacker:

Chad Greenway (Minnesota Vikings)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: 0.2

PFF Run Defense Grade: -7.1

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: -6.4

PFF Grade: -12.2

Backup Outside Linebacker:

Sio Moore (Oakland Raiders)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: 2.6

PFF Run Defense Grade: -0.9

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: -4.2

PFF Grade: -4.4

Starting Inside Linebacker:

Miles Burris (Oakland Raiders)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -3.7

PFF Run Defense Grade: -23.2

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: -16.9

PFF Grade: -42.2

Backup Inside Linebacker:

Paul Worrilow (Atlanta Falcons)

ProFootballFocus Pass Rushing Grade: -2.4

PFF Run Defense Grade: -9.0

PFF Pass Coverage Grade: -12.2

PFF Grade: -22.0

Secondary:

Starting Cornerback:

David Amerson (Washington Redskins)

Number of Yards Gained Against Player: 877

Number of TD's Given Up: 10

Percentage of Receptions Completed Against Player: 73.6%

ProFootballFocus Pass Coverage Grade: -15.5

PFF Grade: -20.2

Starting Cornerback:

Kyle Fuller (Chicago Bears)

Number of Yards Gained Against Player: 841

Number of TD's Given Up: 5

Percentage of Receptions Completed Against Player: 63.4%

ProFootballFocus Pass Coverage Grade: -17.2

PFF Grade: -18.4

Backup Cornerback:

Corey White (New Orleans Saints)

Number of Yards Gained Against Player: 703

Number of TD's Given Up: 4

Percentage of Receptions Completed Against Player: 68.2%

ProFootballFocus Pass Coverage Grade: -17.9

PFF Grade: -17.8

Starting Safety:

Ryan Clark (Washington Redskins)

ProFootballFocus Pass Coverage Grade: -4.2

ProFootballFocus Run Defense Grade: -13.3

PFF Grade: -20.7

Starting Safety:

Dashon Goldson (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

ProFootballFocus Pass Coverage Grade: -14.5

ProFootballFocus Run Defense Grade: -7.1

PFF Grade: -20.0

Backup Safety:

Kenny Vaccaro (New Orleans Saints)

ProFootballFocus Pass Coverage Grade: -6.6

ProFootballFocus Run Defense Grade: -5.4

PFF Grade: -19.0

And there we have it! The first annual Ultimate Football Blog's Toilet Bowlers are in the books and now we must all hope and pray that somehow, these guys improve their games and don't end up on this list again next season. If so, yikes.