It's right here people. The Ultimate Sports Blog is proud to announce the second annual "TOILET BOWLERS" awards! While these guys were probably about as far away from making the Pro Bowl as possible, they still have a place in my heart for the utter garbage they showcased on the football field this year. We don't discriminate here at THE USB. We believe the shitty guys should get just as much as attention (if not more) than the good football players. They are likely the reason their respective teams suck, and they should either be cut or given a fair warning this off-season.
So without any further adieu......
Ladies and gents...........
Here is..............
(PS: I didn't do any kickers or punters because no one cares about kickers or punters....)
OK, sorry about that.............
For reals now.............
The 2015-16 NFL Toilet Bowlers
Offense:
Quarterback:
Starter:
Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers)
Passing Yards: 1,615
Touchdowns: 6
Interceptions: 5
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 48.6
Back-Up Quarterback:
Johnny Manziel (Cleveland Browns)
Passing Yards: 1,500
Touchdowns: 7
Interceptions: 5
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 50.7
Previous Winners:
2014-15: Jay Cutler (Starter), Colin Kaepernick (Back-up)
Running Back:
Starter:
DeMarco Murray (Philadelphia Eagles)
Rushing Yards: 702
Touchdowns: 6
Yards Per Rushing Attempt: 3.6
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 48.6
Back-Up Running Back:
Melvin Gordon (San Diego Chargers)
Touchdowns: 0
Yards Per Rushing Attempt: 3.5
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 51.4
Previous Winners:
2014-15: LeSean McCoy (Starter), Matt Asiata (Back-Up)
Wide Receivers:
Starter #1:
Nelson Agholor (Philadelphia Eagles)
Receiving Yards: 283
Touchdowns: 1
Receptions: 23
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 43.9
Starter #2:
Brandon LaFell (New England Patriots)
Touchdowns: 0
Receptions: 37
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 47.0
Starter #3:
Davante Adams (Green Bay Packers)
Touchdowns: 1
Receptions: 50
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 50.1
Back-Up Wide Receiver #1:
Dontrelle Inman (San Diego Chargers)
Touchdowns: 3
Receptions: 35
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 49.6
Back-Up Wide Receiver #2:
Robert Woods (Buffalo Bills)
Touchdowns: 3
Receptions: 47
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 51.7
Previous Winners:
2014-15: Riley Cooper (Starter #1), Roddy White (Starter #2), Reggie Wayne (Starter #3), Allen Hurns (Back-up #1), Brian Hartline (Back-Up #2)
Tight Ends:
Starter:
Jared Cook (St. Louis Rams)
Touchdowns: 0
Receptions: 39
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 59.0
Starter #2
Vernon Davis (Denver Broncos)
Touchdowns: 0
Receptions: 38
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 62.5
Back-Up Tight End:
Julius Thomas (Jacksonville Jaguars)
Touchdowns: 5
Receptions: 46
ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 63.4
Previous Winners:
2014-15: Jeff Cumberland (Starter #1), Mychal Rivera (Starter #2), John Carlson (Back-up TE)
Offensive Line:
Starting Center:
Trevor Robinson (San Diego Chargers)
ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 26.2
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 27.8
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 23.4
Back-Up Center:
Cody Wallace (Pittsburgh Steelers)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 32.8
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 33.9
Previous Winners:
2014-15: Scott Wells (Starter), Lyle Sendlein (Back-Up)
Starting Guard #1:
Marcus Martin (San Francisco 49ers)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 42.3
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 30.1
Starting Guard #2:
Dallas Thomas (Miami Dolphins)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 35.7
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 30.8
Back-Up Guard #1:
Justin Britt (Seattle Seahawks)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 37.0
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 37.4
Back-Up Guard #2:
Erik Pears (San Francisco 49ers)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 43.4
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 37.5
Previous Winners:
2014-15: Mike McGlynn (Starter #1), Erik Pears (Starter #2), Davin Joseph (Back-Up #1), Seantrel Henderson (Back-Up #2)
Starting Offensive Tackle #1:
Ereck Flowers (New York Giants)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 23.9
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 28.5
Starting Offensive Tackle #2:
Greg Robinson (St. Louis Rams)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 29.1
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 30.3
Back-Up Offensive Tackle #1
Jason Fox (Miami Dolphins)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 33.7
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 31.6
Back-Up Offensive Tackle #2:
Donovan Smith (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 30.5
ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 32.5
Previous Winners:
2014-15: Seantrel Henderson (Starter #1), Jake Matthews (Starter #2), Byron Bell (Back-Up #1)
THE DEFENSIVE TEAM GETS ANNOUNCED TOMORROW, SO STAY TUNED!!!!
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