Friday, January 29, 2016

The Second Annual NFL Toilet Bowlers (OFFENSE)

This weekend is Pro Bowl week in the NFL. Well, we here at The Ultimate Sports Blog are sick and tired of only the "good" football players getting all the recognition at the end of the season. What about the guys who completely sucked this year? Where is the love for them? Where is their award show?

It's right here people. The Ultimate Sports Blog is proud to announce the second annual "TOILET BOWLERS" awards! While these guys were probably about as far away from making the Pro Bowl as possible, they still have a place in my heart for the utter garbage they showcased on the football field this year. We don't discriminate here at THE USB. We believe the shitty guys should get just as much as attention (if not more) than the good football players. They are likely the reason their respective teams suck, and they should either be cut or given a fair warning this off-season.

So without any further adieu......

Ladies and gents...........

Here is..............

(PS: I didn't do any kickers or punters because no one cares about kickers or punters....)

OK, sorry about that.............

For reals now.............



The 2015-16 NFL Toilet Bowlers

Offense:

Quarterback:

Starter:


Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers)

Passing Yards: 1,615

Touchdowns: 6

Interceptions: 5

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 48.6


Back-Up Quarterback:


Johnny Manziel (Cleveland Browns)

Passing Yards: 1,500

Touchdowns: 7

Interceptions: 5

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 50.7


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Jay Cutler (Starter), Colin Kaepernick (Back-up)



Running Back:


Starter:


DeMarco Murray (Philadelphia Eagles)

Rushing Yards: 702

Touchdowns: 6

Yards Per Rushing Attempt: 3.6

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 48.6


Back-Up Running Back:


Melvin Gordon (San Diego Chargers)

Rushing Yards: 641

Touchdowns: 0

Yards Per Rushing Attempt: 3.5

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 51.4


Previous Winners:

2014-15: LeSean McCoy (Starter), Matt Asiata (Back-Up)


Wide Receivers:


Starter #1:


Nelson Agholor (Philadelphia Eagles)

Receiving Yards: 283

Touchdowns: 1

Receptions: 23

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 43.9


Starter #2:


Brandon LaFell (New England Patriots)


Receiving Yards: 515

Touchdowns: 0

Receptions: 37

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 47.0


Starter #3:


Davante Adams (Green Bay Packers)

Receiving Yards: 483

Touchdowns: 1

Receptions: 50

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 50.1


Back-Up Wide Receiver #1:


Dontrelle Inman (San Diego Chargers)


Receiving Yards: 486

Touchdowns: 3

Receptions: 35

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 49.6


Back-Up Wide Receiver #2:


Robert Woods (Buffalo Bills)

Receiving Yards: 552

Touchdowns: 3

Receptions: 47

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 51.7


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Riley Cooper (Starter #1), Roddy White (Starter #2), Reggie Wayne (Starter #3), Allen Hurns (Back-up #1), Brian Hartline (Back-Up #2)


Tight Ends:


Starter:


Jared Cook (St. Louis Rams)

Receiving Yards: 481

Touchdowns: 0

Receptions: 39

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 59.0


Starter #2


Vernon Davis (Denver Broncos)

Receiving Yards: 395

Touchdowns: 0

Receptions: 38

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 62.5


Back-Up Tight End:


Julius Thomas (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Receiving Yards: 455

Touchdowns: 5

Receptions: 46

ProFootballFocus.com Grade: 63.4


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Jeff Cumberland (Starter #1), Mychal Rivera (Starter #2), John Carlson (Back-up TE)


Offensive Line:


Starting Center:


Trevor Robinson (San Diego Chargers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 26.2

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 27.8

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 23.4


Back-Up Center:


Cody Wallace (Pittsburgh Steelers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 42.6

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 32.8

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 33.9


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Scott Wells (Starter), Lyle Sendlein (Back-Up)



Starting Guard #1:


Marcus Martin (San Francisco 49ers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 21.7

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 42.3

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 30.1


Starting Guard #2:


Dallas Thomas (Miami Dolphins)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 30.1

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 35.7

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 30.8


Back-Up Guard #1:


Justin Britt (Seattle Seahawks)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 38.8

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 37.0

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 37.4


Back-Up Guard #2:


Erik Pears (San Francisco 49ers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 33.4

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 43.4

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 37.5


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Mike McGlynn (Starter #1), Erik Pears (Starter #2), Davin Joseph (Back-Up #1), Seantrel Henderson (Back-Up #2)



Starting Offensive Tackle #1:


Ereck Flowers (New York Giants)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 50.9

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 23.9

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 28.5


Starting Offensive Tackle #2:


Greg Robinson (St. Louis Rams)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 41.5

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 29.1

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 30.3


Back-Up Offensive Tackle #1


Jason Fox (Miami Dolphins)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 28.5

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 33.7

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 31.6


Back-Up Offensive Tackle #2:


Donovan Smith (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Block Grade: 45.4

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Block Grade: 30.5

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 32.5


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Seantrel Henderson (Starter #1), Jake Matthews (Starter #2), Byron Bell (Back-Up #1)


THE DEFENSIVE TEAM GETS ANNOUNCED TOMORROW, SO STAY TUNED!!!!

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