Friday, January 29, 2016

The Second Annual NFL Toilet Bowlers (DEFENSE)

This weekend is Pro Bowl week in the NFL. Well, we here at The Ultimate Sports Blog are sick and tired of only the "good" football players getting all the recognition at the end of the season. What about the guys who completely sucked this year? Where is the love for them? Where is their award show?

It's right here people. The Ultimate Sports Blog is proud to announce the second annual "TOILET BOWLERS" awards! While these guys were probably about as far away from making the Pro Bowl as possible, they still have a place in my heart for the utter garbage they showcased on the football field this year. We don't discriminate here at THE USB. We believe the shitty guys should get just as much as attention (if not more) than the good football players. They are likely the reason their respective teams suck, and they should either be cut or given a fair warning this off-season.

So without any further adieu......

Ladies and gents...........

Here is..............

(PS: I didn't do any kickers or punters because no one cares about kickers or punters....)

OK, sorry about that.............

For reals now.............



The 2015-16 NFL Toilet Bowlers

Defense:

Defensive Ends:

Starter #1:



Chris Clemons (Jacksonville Jaguars)


ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 38.7

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 47.8

Sacks: 3

Tackles: 13

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 43.3


Starting Defensive End #2:


Eugene Sims (St. Louis Rams)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 41.9

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 49.2

Sacks: 1.5

Tackles: 13

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 45.6


Back-Up Defensive End #1:


Kendall Reyes (San Diego Chargers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 38.1

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 50.5

Sacks: 2

Tackles: 25


ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 46.2


Back-Up Defensive End #2:


Jared Crick (Houston Texans)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 47.3

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 46.3

Sacks: 2

Tackles: 28


ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 46.6


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Robert Geathers (Starter #1), Chris Clemons (Starter #2), Mathias Kiwanuka (Back-Up #1)


Defensive Tackles:


Starting Defensive Tackle #1:


Ricardo Mathews (San Diego Chargers)


ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 44.7

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 47.7

Sacks: 1

Tackles: 14

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 44.9


Starting Defensive Tackle #2:


David Parry (Indianapolis Colts)


ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 46.9

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 48.0

Sacks: 1

Tackles: 15

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 47.3


Back-Up Defensive Tackle #1:


Dwan Edwards (Carolina Panthers)


ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 47.1

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 52.5

Sacks: 1

Tackles: 8

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 50.7


Back-Up Defensive Tackle #2:


Tyeler Davison (New Orleans Saints)


ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 51.6

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 62.1

Sacks: 1.5

Tackles: 10

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 59.2


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Nick Hayden (Starter #1), Domata Peko (Starter #2), Akeem Spence (Back-Up)


Outside Linebackers:

Starting Outside Linebacker #1:


Bud Dupree (Pittsburgh Steelers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 42.5

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 44.9

Sacks: 4

Tackles: 17

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 43.5


Starting Outside Linebacker #2:


Nate Palmer (Green Bay Packers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 36.4

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 48.1

Sacks: 1

Tackles: 47

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 44.8


Back-Up Outside Linebacker #1:


Dee Ford (Kansas City Chiefs)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 49.9

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 46.5

Sacks: 4

Tackles: 21

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 46.3


Back-Up Outside Linebacker #2:


Kasim Edebali (New Orleans Saints)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 43.2

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Rush Grade: 47.3

Sacks: 5

Tackles: 18

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 46.5


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Emmanuel Lamur (Starter #1), Chad Greenway (Starter #2), Sio Moore (Back-Up)


Inside Linebackers:

Starting Inside Linebacker:


Michael Wilhoite (San Francisco 49ers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 36.8

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Coverage Grade: 32.4

Interceptions: 1

Tackles: 62

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 33.1


Back-Up Inside Linebacker:


Kwon Alexander (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 22.3

ProFootballFocus.com Pass Coverage Grade: 36.9

Interceptions: 2

Tackles: 59

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 33.5


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Miles Burris (Starter), Paul Worrilow (Back-Up)


Cornerbacks:

Starting Cornerback #1:


Brandon Browner (New Orleans Saints)


ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 25.8

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 42.7

Tackles: 63

Interceptions: 1

Pass Deflections: 10

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 24.7


Starting Cornerback #2:


Brandon Flowers (San Diego Chargers)

ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 34.7

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 36.3

Tackles: 29

Interceptions: 0

Pass Deflections: 4

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 33.7


Back-Up Cornerback #1:


Jamar Taylor (Miami Dolphins)

ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 35.7

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 35.0

Tackles: 35

Interceptions: 0

Pass Deflections: 4

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 34.5


Back-Up Cornerback #2:


Antwon Blake (Pittsburgh Steelers)

ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 37.3

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 26.6

Tackles: 64

Interceptions: 2

Pass Deflections: 11

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 35.1


Previous Winners:

2014-15: David Amerson (Starter #1), Kyle Fuller (Starter #2, Corey White (Back-Up)


Safeties:

Starting Safety #1:


Johnathan Cyprien (Jacksonville Jaguars)

ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 49.4

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 45.3

Tackles: 78

Interceptions: 1

Pass Deflections: 2


ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 47.6


Starting Safety #2:


Andrew Sendejo (Minnesota Vikings)

ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 50.0

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 57.3

Tackles: 58

Interceptions: 1

Pass Deflections: 3

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 52.0


Back-Up Safety #1:


J.J. Wilcox (Dallas Cowboys)

ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 63.8

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 34.4

Tackles: 37

Interceptions: 1

Pass Deflections: 3

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 55.6


Back-Up Safety #2:


Landon Collins (New York Giants)

ProFootballFocus.com Coverage Grade: 42.7

ProFootballFocus.com Run Defense Grade: 79.7

Tackles: 84

Interceptions: 1

Pass Deflections: 9

ProFootballFocus.com Overall Grade: 56.2


Previous Winners:

2014-15: Ryan Clark (Starter #1), Dashon Goldson (Starter #2), Kenny Vaccaro (Back-Up)


See you in a year when we present to you the THIRD ANNUAL NFL TOILET BOWLERS AWARDS! I can't wait.....

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