Hi, hello and welcome to Week 11 of the National Football League! I'm Slammin' Stevie Cook, and apparently it's Wrestling Week here at the Ultimate Sports Blog! Well, you don't have to ask me twice to get in on that fun. After all, I made whatever reputation I have here on these Interwebs writing & talking about the pro wrestling. And any chance I have to get out of actually writing about stuff & just using gifs...well I'm definitely all about that.
Especially since the Bengals lost, my fantasy teams are going down the tubes and my picks here aren't going so well lately. Usually it gets easier to make picks as the season goes, but it's a lot tougher this year. Why? I don't believe in any of these teams! Other than New England & Carolina (and the Panthers are frauds or so I'm told), all of these teams have given us plenty of reasons to doubt them. Since I'm a pessimist and I'm prone to not believe in people anyway due to years of evidence, I don't need too many reasons to give up on a football team. If you don't believe in people, they'll never disappoint you.
On that positive note, let's hook em up! Rasslin style!
Thursday, November 19
Tennessee at Jacksonville (-3): Is anybody outside of the Titans & Jaguars' fanbases and the families of the players involved going to spend any time watching this game?
I guess take the Jaguars? Sure, whatever.
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Thursday, November 19, 2015
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Hot Takes: NFL Week Ten
Week ten in the books, so it’s time for HOT TAKES courtesy of Jeremy Lambert!
1. Manning Benched
On the day where he broke the all-time passing mark, Peyton Manning was benched in the third quarter of the Broncos loss to the Chiefs. If that sounds embarrassing, it’s because it is. Manning is an all-time great quarterback on a team that had one loss coming into the weekend. So something had to go drastically wrong for Manning to get benched. Truth is, something has gone drastically wrong for Manning all year. He leads the league in interceptions with 17, adding another four on Sunday (Manning completed nine passes on Sunday. Five to his team, four to the Chiefs.), and hasn’t looked comfortable in Gary Kubiak’s system all season.
He’s reportedly been dealing with foot issues all season and now it’s come out that he has a partially torn plantar fascia along with a rib injury. Whether it’s injuries, old age, or a new system; Manning is clearly a shell of what he used to be. Last year, a shell of his former self was still a good quarterback. This year, a shell of his former self is no better than Geno Smith.
The Broncos have no running game and their defense is regressing by the week. If Manning continues to play this poorly, or if they have to start Brock Oswieler, this team is in some serious trouble. They’ll win the division, but they won’t get that first round bye in the playoffs and they’ll have to play at home, which should be a good thing, except that Manning is notoriously terrible in cold weather. And let me tell you, it’s pretty cold in January in Denver.
2. Packers Struggling
Losing to the then undefeated Broncos in Denver? No big deal. Losing to the undefeated Panthers in Carolina? Well, the Panthers are supposedly frauds, but that’s still understandable. Losing to the Lions in Green Bay? Now there’s a problem.
The Packers offense has struggled for 11 of the last 12 quarters. They’re getting nothing out of their run game and Rodgers is facing a ton of pressure every time he drops back.
Their biggest issue is Mike McCarthy, who I’ve always felt was overrated as a coach. I know he has a great record and has won a Super Bowl, but great quarterback play can mask mediocre coaching. And McCarthy is a mediocre coach. He constantly mismanages the clock and game situations, but is often times bailed out by Rodgers or coaches even dumber than him.
The Packers are still the favorites in the NFC because they have Rodgers, but they’re picking a bad time to slump. The Panthers NFC lead grows with every win and now the Vikings are a game ahead of them in the NFC North. The two teams play this weekend in Minnesota and what was already a big game became even bigger for the Packers. A loss this week and they’re looking at a wild card spot instead of a bye in the playoffs.
3. And Still…
Three teams went into the weekend undefeated and three teams walked out undefeated.
The Panthers had a relatively easy time with an overmatched Tennessee Titans team while the Patriots beat the Giants on a last second field goal.
Any questions about Cam Newton’s accuracy after the Packers game went out the window this week as he was 21/26 on the day with a touchdown. However, for the first time all season, the Panthers line played like everyone predicted they would play to start the year. They gave up five sacks and the run game didn’t really get going until the fourth quarter. Part of the reason the run game struggled was Newton’s poor decisions on the read option as he often made the wrong decision when it came to keeping it or handing it off. Still, Cam played well and the defense shutout the Titans in the second half. A win is a win.
The Patriots had a tougher time with the Giants. I thought the Patriots would win comfortably as I felt the Giants were being overrated considering that everyone was comparing them to the Super Bowl team that ended the Patriots last undefeated season. But Eli Manning and company gave them everything they could handle until they blew another lead with two minutes remaining. Like week one against the Cowboys, Tom Coughlin’s goal line play calling has to be questioned as he decided to throw the ball instead of run it. I understand throwing it once because you can’t go ultra conservative, especially when you have a terrible run game, but you still have to eat some clock in that situation and force New England to burn timeouts. Of course, it would’ve helped if the Giants receivers could catch the ball. Instead, they left the Patriots with too much time and Tom Brady did things that Lords do, which is lead his team to victory despite a mediocre day by his standards.
4. Ryan Downs Jets
Did you hear that Rex Ryan returned to New York this week and that he made IK Enemkpali a captain?
Oh yeah, there was a football game as well. Not a particularly good one either. The Jets turned the ball over four times but still had a chance to win because the Bills have Tyrod Taylor and a rather pedestrian offense. In the end, the Bills defense held up and gave Rex a victory he so desperately wanted.
Bigger picture, this was a win that the Bills needed in order to keep their wild card hopes alive. The Patriots are going to win the division, but the Bills and Jets are currently battling the Steelers and a bunch of 4-5 teams for one of two wild card spots. This win put the Bills in the driver’s seat. Their quarterback play isn’t good enough for them to make any real noise in the playoffs, but I never doubt a Rex Ryan led defense.
5. Bengals Fall
The Bengals entered the weekend as one of three unbeaten teams. And woke up on Tuesday with their first loss, dropping a 10-6 game to the Houston Texans.
Look, it’s one loss. They’re still 8-1 and the second best team in the AFC. They lost to a Texans team whose defense finally played up to their potential. How they react is what I’m more interested in. They travel to Arizona to play a Cardinals team that is looking to hold on to the second seed in the NFC. Not only that, but you know Carson Palmer will be looking to light them up. The trade that sent him out of Cincinnati and to Oakland was years ago, but Palmer lost his only game against the Bengals (when he was still in Oakland) and is no doubt looking for revenge now that he doesn’t play on a team that doesn’t suck.
The Bengals need to put this loss behind them and focus on a tough Cardinals team.
Quick Takes
*When did the league become so sensitive? On Sunday it was Cam Newton’s Dab Dance that irked the Titans and on Monday, Andy Dalton got upset about J.J. Watt calling him a Red Ryder B.B. Gun. As a Panthers fan, I get how people could hate Cam Newton. He does celebrate a lot when he gets a first down or a touchdown. I’m just happy that he’s enjoying football. Remember a few years ago when he would sulk and every criticized him for that? The guy can’t win sometimes (except on the field). As for Dalton, what Watt said was harmless. Dalton’s reaction was actually worse, bringing up “be a good role model” and “think of the children.” Really? If Dalton thinks Watt ruined some kids life because he called him a B.B. gun instead of a rifle then I’d love to know his thoughts on the commissioner and Jerry Jones.
*The Bears beat the Rams and the Rams decided to bench Nick Foles after the loss. They need to bring back The Truth Austin Davis. Even though Foles hasn’t played well this year, is it his fault for giving up 37 points to the Bears?
*Speaking of QB changes, the Browns are finally going with Johnny Manziel, something they should’ve done weeks ago. I didn’t watch much of Browns vs. Steelers game, but I did see Manziel escape a sure sack and then get jobbed out of a touchdown because the NFL doesn’t have pylon cams yet even though it’s 2015.
*The Saints fired Rob Ryan. I’m just wondering how Rob Ryan keeps getting jobs. He’s terrible.
1. Manning Benched
On the day where he broke the all-time passing mark, Peyton Manning was benched in the third quarter of the Broncos loss to the Chiefs. If that sounds embarrassing, it’s because it is. Manning is an all-time great quarterback on a team that had one loss coming into the weekend. So something had to go drastically wrong for Manning to get benched. Truth is, something has gone drastically wrong for Manning all year. He leads the league in interceptions with 17, adding another four on Sunday (Manning completed nine passes on Sunday. Five to his team, four to the Chiefs.), and hasn’t looked comfortable in Gary Kubiak’s system all season.
He’s reportedly been dealing with foot issues all season and now it’s come out that he has a partially torn plantar fascia along with a rib injury. Whether it’s injuries, old age, or a new system; Manning is clearly a shell of what he used to be. Last year, a shell of his former self was still a good quarterback. This year, a shell of his former self is no better than Geno Smith.
The Broncos have no running game and their defense is regressing by the week. If Manning continues to play this poorly, or if they have to start Brock Oswieler, this team is in some serious trouble. They’ll win the division, but they won’t get that first round bye in the playoffs and they’ll have to play at home, which should be a good thing, except that Manning is notoriously terrible in cold weather. And let me tell you, it’s pretty cold in January in Denver.
2. Packers Struggling
Losing to the then undefeated Broncos in Denver? No big deal. Losing to the undefeated Panthers in Carolina? Well, the Panthers are supposedly frauds, but that’s still understandable. Losing to the Lions in Green Bay? Now there’s a problem.
The Packers offense has struggled for 11 of the last 12 quarters. They’re getting nothing out of their run game and Rodgers is facing a ton of pressure every time he drops back.
Their biggest issue is Mike McCarthy, who I’ve always felt was overrated as a coach. I know he has a great record and has won a Super Bowl, but great quarterback play can mask mediocre coaching. And McCarthy is a mediocre coach. He constantly mismanages the clock and game situations, but is often times bailed out by Rodgers or coaches even dumber than him.
The Packers are still the favorites in the NFC because they have Rodgers, but they’re picking a bad time to slump. The Panthers NFC lead grows with every win and now the Vikings are a game ahead of them in the NFC North. The two teams play this weekend in Minnesota and what was already a big game became even bigger for the Packers. A loss this week and they’re looking at a wild card spot instead of a bye in the playoffs.
3. And Still…
Three teams went into the weekend undefeated and three teams walked out undefeated.
The Panthers had a relatively easy time with an overmatched Tennessee Titans team while the Patriots beat the Giants on a last second field goal.
Any questions about Cam Newton’s accuracy after the Packers game went out the window this week as he was 21/26 on the day with a touchdown. However, for the first time all season, the Panthers line played like everyone predicted they would play to start the year. They gave up five sacks and the run game didn’t really get going until the fourth quarter. Part of the reason the run game struggled was Newton’s poor decisions on the read option as he often made the wrong decision when it came to keeping it or handing it off. Still, Cam played well and the defense shutout the Titans in the second half. A win is a win.
The Patriots had a tougher time with the Giants. I thought the Patriots would win comfortably as I felt the Giants were being overrated considering that everyone was comparing them to the Super Bowl team that ended the Patriots last undefeated season. But Eli Manning and company gave them everything they could handle until they blew another lead with two minutes remaining. Like week one against the Cowboys, Tom Coughlin’s goal line play calling has to be questioned as he decided to throw the ball instead of run it. I understand throwing it once because you can’t go ultra conservative, especially when you have a terrible run game, but you still have to eat some clock in that situation and force New England to burn timeouts. Of course, it would’ve helped if the Giants receivers could catch the ball. Instead, they left the Patriots with too much time and Tom Brady did things that Lords do, which is lead his team to victory despite a mediocre day by his standards.
4. Ryan Downs Jets
Did you hear that Rex Ryan returned to New York this week and that he made IK Enemkpali a captain?
Oh yeah, there was a football game as well. Not a particularly good one either. The Jets turned the ball over four times but still had a chance to win because the Bills have Tyrod Taylor and a rather pedestrian offense. In the end, the Bills defense held up and gave Rex a victory he so desperately wanted.
Bigger picture, this was a win that the Bills needed in order to keep their wild card hopes alive. The Patriots are going to win the division, but the Bills and Jets are currently battling the Steelers and a bunch of 4-5 teams for one of two wild card spots. This win put the Bills in the driver’s seat. Their quarterback play isn’t good enough for them to make any real noise in the playoffs, but I never doubt a Rex Ryan led defense.
5. Bengals Fall
The Bengals entered the weekend as one of three unbeaten teams. And woke up on Tuesday with their first loss, dropping a 10-6 game to the Houston Texans.
Look, it’s one loss. They’re still 8-1 and the second best team in the AFC. They lost to a Texans team whose defense finally played up to their potential. How they react is what I’m more interested in. They travel to Arizona to play a Cardinals team that is looking to hold on to the second seed in the NFC. Not only that, but you know Carson Palmer will be looking to light them up. The trade that sent him out of Cincinnati and to Oakland was years ago, but Palmer lost his only game against the Bengals (when he was still in Oakland) and is no doubt looking for revenge now that he doesn’t play on a team that doesn’t suck.
The Bengals need to put this loss behind them and focus on a tough Cardinals team.
Quick Takes
*When did the league become so sensitive? On Sunday it was Cam Newton’s Dab Dance that irked the Titans and on Monday, Andy Dalton got upset about J.J. Watt calling him a Red Ryder B.B. Gun. As a Panthers fan, I get how people could hate Cam Newton. He does celebrate a lot when he gets a first down or a touchdown. I’m just happy that he’s enjoying football. Remember a few years ago when he would sulk and every criticized him for that? The guy can’t win sometimes (except on the field). As for Dalton, what Watt said was harmless. Dalton’s reaction was actually worse, bringing up “be a good role model” and “think of the children.” Really? If Dalton thinks Watt ruined some kids life because he called him a B.B. gun instead of a rifle then I’d love to know his thoughts on the commissioner and Jerry Jones.
*The Bears beat the Rams and the Rams decided to bench Nick Foles after the loss. They need to bring back The Truth Austin Davis. Even though Foles hasn’t played well this year, is it his fault for giving up 37 points to the Bears?
*Speaking of QB changes, the Browns are finally going with Johnny Manziel, something they should’ve done weeks ago. I didn’t watch much of Browns vs. Steelers game, but I did see Manziel escape a sure sack and then get jobbed out of a touchdown because the NFL doesn’t have pylon cams yet even though it’s 2015.
*The Saints fired Rob Ryan. I’m just wondering how Rob Ryan keeps getting jobs. He’s terrible.
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
NFL Round-Up: Week Ten
It's "PRO WRESTLING WEEK" in the NFL Round-Up this week. Why? You'll find out if you keep reading......
So.......
Sit back........
Grab a beer............
Put the kids outside...........
Tell the wife to leave you alone.........
IT'S TIME............................................
So.......
Sit back........
Grab a beer............
Put the kids outside...........
Tell the wife to leave you alone.........
IT'S TIME............................................
NFL Round-Up
Week 10
Monday, November 16, 2015
NBA Quick Round-Up: Volume One
Regular readers of this here blog will know that one of our main missions on this wonderful site is to round-up everything that has happened in a certain sport and deliver it to you in a giant heaping. We do it with the NFL and college football and now it's time to start keeping up on all the NBA action as well.
Sports can be a confusing mess sometimes with everything that happens on a daily basis. The NBA is the perfect example of this. With 30 teams playing multiple games a week, it can get overwhelming for the average NBA fan. The goal of this NBA Round-Up is to keep you informed with what's currently going on in the National Basketball Association.
Who is the best team in the NBA at the moment?
We got it.
Who is the best player in the NBA at the moment?
Covered.
Who's currently ahead in the playoff race?
Nailed it.
You get my point?
Sports can be a confusing mess sometimes with everything that happens on a daily basis. The NBA is the perfect example of this. With 30 teams playing multiple games a week, it can get overwhelming for the average NBA fan. The goal of this NBA Round-Up is to keep you informed with what's currently going on in the National Basketball Association.
Who is the best team in the NBA at the moment?
We got it.
Who is the best player in the NBA at the moment?
Covered.
Who's currently ahead in the playoff race?
Nailed it.
You get my point?
NBA Round-Up
Volume 1
Sunday, November 15, 2015
College Football Round-Up: Week Eleven
Week eleven of the college football season is in the books. We are officially just WEEKS away from crowning a National Champion in this glorious sport. If you are confused as to everything that happened on this absolutely insane weekend......
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ARE YOU READY?????..................
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LETTTTTTTTT'S GET READY TO FUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLEEEEEEEEEEEE...........
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I SAID............
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WELL...................
LETTTTTTTTT'S GET READY TO FUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLEEEEEEEEEEEE...........
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Slammin' Stevie Cook's Week 10 NFL Picks!
Hi, hello and welcome to Week 10 of the National Football League! I'm Slammin' Stevie Cook, and we've got to get back on track here after a disappointing Week 9 where we actually lost some money. Let's get right to the meat of the matter & hook em' up!
Thursday, November 12
Buffalo at NY Jets (-2.5): This one's all about Sexy Rexy Ryan making his grand comeback to New Jersey some eleven months after the Jets canned him, and boy have we had some entertainment this week. Rex is taking shots at Ryan Fitzpatrick's beard, talking smack to Calvin Pryor about his son's Clemson Tigers beating Pryor's Louisville Cardinals earlier this season, naming IK Enemkpalki captain for the game even though he's only played 37 snaps this season...it's what you'd expect from Rex Ryan and why he has to be a coach in this league. Somebody needs to talk some smack, we can't have a whole league of coaches that say nothing of value.
Will it help the Bills on the field? I think what helps Buffalo's cause more is the fact they recently had a bye, so the Sunday-Thursday turnaround won't be as tough on them as it is on the Jets, a team currently ravaged by injury. Just last week we weren't sure Fitzpatrick would play, now we're supposed to believe in him on a short week? I think Rex & the Bills get the last laugh for now, which will be good for entertainment value.
Thursday, November 12
Buffalo at NY Jets (-2.5): This one's all about Sexy Rexy Ryan making his grand comeback to New Jersey some eleven months after the Jets canned him, and boy have we had some entertainment this week. Rex is taking shots at Ryan Fitzpatrick's beard, talking smack to Calvin Pryor about his son's Clemson Tigers beating Pryor's Louisville Cardinals earlier this season, naming IK Enemkpalki captain for the game even though he's only played 37 snaps this season...it's what you'd expect from Rex Ryan and why he has to be a coach in this league. Somebody needs to talk some smack, we can't have a whole league of coaches that say nothing of value.
Will it help the Bills on the field? I think what helps Buffalo's cause more is the fact they recently had a bye, so the Sunday-Thursday turnaround won't be as tough on them as it is on the Jets, a team currently ravaged by injury. Just last week we weren't sure Fitzpatrick would play, now we're supposed to believe in him on a short week? I think Rex & the Bills get the last laugh for now, which will be good for entertainment value.
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Hot Takes: NFL Week Nine
Fresh from the week nine oven, get them HOT TAKES!
1.Broncos Fall to Colts
It was supposed to be easy for the Broncos. An undefeated team whose offense finally got on track and playing lights out defense against a struggling Colts team with a poor defense and a coach ready to be fired.
But it wasn’t.
Andrew Luck went mistake free against a Broncos defense that feasts on mistakes and Peyton Manning continued his average play with some untimely interceptions. The Denver run game, which everyone thought was fixed after last game, went back to doing nothing. It was a huge win for the Colts, who needed to prove that they could anyone outside of the AFC South, and a potentially huge loss for the Broncos, who may’ve lost their first round bye if the Patriots and Bengals keep taking care of business.
The Broncos defense is still a top five defense in the league, as long as they keep their fingers to theirselves, but the offense is actually being held back by Manning. He’s obviously not the same guy he used to be, and while he’s still really good, he’s a detriment to the team right now with all the interceptions he’s throwing. As good as their defense is, it’s a lot to ask of them to bail out Manning on quick changes. If they could get a consistent run game going, that would take a lot of pressure off of Peyton, but until that happens the offense will continue to struggle.
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