Sports-Related Birthday Gifts
It's my birthday today! Let's all celebrate!!!!
Now that we got that out of our system, it's time to take a look at my TOP 10 SPORTS-RELATED BIRTHDAY GIFTS!!!
And no, I'm not talking about stuff like a "game worn Babe Ruth hat" or a jersey that has Marcus Mariota's blood on it....no. I'm talking about something entirely different.
I'm talking about stuff like "so and so winning a championship" or "this guy turning into a stud instead of a bust". You know, the hypothetical stuff that everyone loves to talk about.
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that we got that out of our system, it's time to take a look at my TOP 10 SPORTS-RELATED BIRTHDAY GIFTS!!!
And no, I'm not talking about stuff like a "game worn Babe Ruth hat" or a jersey that has Marcus Mariota's blood on it....no. I'm talking about something entirely different.
I'm talking about stuff like "so and so winning a championship" or "this guy turning into a stud instead of a bust". You know, the hypothetical stuff that everyone loves to talk about.
Get it?
Got it?
Good.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Oregon vs. Stanford in 2001 goes a different way
Long before Chip Kelly was a hero in Eugene, Oregon for turning the Oregon Ducks into a National powerhouse, the Ducks were quietly already on their way there. Back in 2001, Oregon had a pretty good team quarterbacked by a guy named Joey Harrington. The Ducks were dismantling people and looked like the best team in the country. Then an early Saturday game against a Stanford team that wasn't supposed to be very good came up and punched them in the nose. After the Ducks got off to a HUGE lead against the Cardinal, my friends and I decided to stop watching the game and go out to lunch. Why would we sit around and waste our time with this blowout? Then it happened. We get the news that somehow, someway, the Ducks allowed Stanford to score 21 unanswered points in the 4th quarter and ended up suffering their only loss of the season. Unfortunately for the Ducks, that loss stuck around like a bad fart. When it was time to pick the teams to play for the National Championship (remember that crappy BCS system?), the computers picked the Nebraska Cornhuskers (10-1) over the Oregon Ducks (10-1) to play the Miami Hurricanes for the BCS title, while the Ducks ended up playing Colorado in the Fiesta Bowl. Why did Duck fans have a problem with this? Because Colorado was the only team to beat Nebraska during the regular season and the Ducks absolutely crushed the Buffalo while Miami went on to crush Nebraska. That left everyone in the college football world asking...."What would have happened had the Ducks played Miami"? Well, thanks to that shitty game against Stanford, we are all still left wondering the answer to that question.